This is why I should never attempt to have a conversation before 9AM:
Frank: Andy Samberg was just on The Today Show talking about his digital shorts.
Donna: What do they do?
Frank: What do you mean?
Donna: His shorts...do they measure how many calories he burns, or have a built in cooling system, have I-pod speakers, or massage his balls...what makes them digital shorts...
Frank: (Ignoring me) They asked him if their was anyone he wished he'd been able to get in his digital shorts but couldn't. He answered, "Bill Clinton on Sax."
Donna: Quite frankly, I thought Bill Clinton's sex would be easy to get in your shorts.
Frank: What in the hell are you talking about?
Donna: Digital shorts. (Embarrassing realization) Ooohhh, not those kind of digital shorts.
Now, a real Andy Samberg digital short for your enjoyment...(which also served as my theme song for 2013).
Sharing All I KNOW about the fine art of voluptuating. here's to living the lush life.