In the crime shows, they always send out a Forensic Computer Examiner to go through a suspect’s Googling to determine just how disturbed they might be. After looking back over recent searches, I realized that if this ever happens to me, I’m screwed.
Here are some examples of answers I’ve sought from the interweb:
Do I have rabies?
How long can a cat go without food before they will starve?
Can you get HPV from a loofah?
How many virgins did Lady Bathory actually kill?
Do squids have penises?
What is the most powerful poison on earth? And, where can it be purchased?
Is bourbon gluten free?
Can tornadoes cross water?
Has anyone ever made a porn based on "The Smurfs?"
Has anyone ever published a cannibal cookbook?
What is the proper pronunciation for “kegal?”
How many bars of Irish Spring soap can a dog eat before serious consequences?
Are there any states where human taxidermy is legal?
What is the name for the sexual fetish involving arm pit hair?
…and the one that makes me question my own motives…
In which states is human taxidermy legal?
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