Step into my very first Sunday Confessional where I will reveal such sad and salacious things about me that it is bound to make you feel better about you. This will be only one of the new features being added to make-up for the fact that over the past year I have been a bad blogger…a bad, bad blogger who will fully accept any punishment that you feel should be heaped upon me…except if it involves little people or mayonnaise, especially in combination.
Aside from the amazing guests I’ve been able to lure into doing my tête-à-tête Thursdays, all I’ve done is blather on. And, I’ve not even done that on a regular schedule.
So, from hence forth, this blog will serve as the Voluptuaries Guide to the Good Life, and be focused on facilitating a larger and lusher life for all of us.
Now, in the true spirit of the Sunday Confessional, let me offer you this little tidbit about me that is bound to make you feel better about you.
I once took a dump in an empty Big Mac container and then deposited it into one of those big blue mail boxes. I don’t know why I did it. I had nothing against the Postal Service. I was nine. Of course, my parents never found out or I probably would have gotten that much-needed therapy and wound up as an architect, accountant, or astronaut instead of as a struggling writer putting out this blog.
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