Me: (On a full-blown rant about art and responsibility and liability) If the cost of entertaining a hundred people is offending one or two, I am totally willing to pay that price. Look at people like Chelsea Handler and Jon Stewart. How many people do you think they offend on a daily basis? I can only dream of building a platform that will let me piss that many people off.
Frank grabs a tee shirt from the clean laundry basket and pulls it over my head.
Me: (muffled under the 100% cotton) What the hell are you doing?
Frank: I saw it on “Gator Boys.” If you wrap an alligator’s head in a towel, it calms them down. I just thought it might work on you.
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