Last week, Frank did a job for Jimmy Buffett's personal chef. Of course, in Frank fashion, he attempted to break the ice with a joke.
Frank: So, I said to him, “I bet you cook a lot of Pop-tarts.” (He recounts this with pride and a pump of his eyebrows.) Get it? Pop-tarts?
Me: No, I don't get it. Why didn't you say “I bet you cook a lot of cheeseburgers with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57, and french fried potatoes.” You know, from Cheeseburger in Paradise?
Frank: Man, I wish I'd thought of that. But, he mentions Pop-tarts in a song too?
Me: What song?
Me: What in the hell are you talking about?
Frank: (singing) “Blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a Pop-tart, cut my heel had to cruise on back home.”
Me: Pop-top. Not Pop-tart. How would you slice your foot on a pastry? Think about it.
This is not the first time Frank has gotten lyrics drastically wrong. Here are a few other adorable examples of my husband's versions of songs:
Kenny Roger's Lucille- “With four hundred children and a crop in the field.”
Stevie Nicks' Edge of Seventeen- Just like the one-winged dove sings a song sounds like she's singing.”
Black Eyed Peas' Imma Be - “I'm a bee. I'm a bee. I'm gonna' be a bumble bee.”
In each case, I had to explain to him the error of his ways:
“Honey, if they had four hundred children, they'd have plenty of farm help and he wouldn't be worried about the crop.”
“What would a one-winged dove have to sing about?”
“Why would Fergie want to be a bumblebee when instead she could be
'poppin' that bubbly, coolin' and livin' that good life'?"
Of course, I also so have mangled some lyrics in my time. In the Wyclef Jean song, Bubblegoose, instead of “he caught a bullet in his bubblegoose,”--as even the title implies--I sang “he caught a bullet in his elbow groove.” And, I've spent twenty years belting out “Medieval Woman,” instead of “E-E-vil Woman” during that ELO song. It happens to the best of us. And, it's always hilarious.
Come on...admit it...and then SHARE...cause you know it's happened to you, too.
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