As many of you know, in times of stress and duress, I often turn to eBay. This angst when coupled with intoxication leads to less than practical purchases. Past ones include: A My Pet Monster, roller skates, Hostess Pajamas intended for a Barbie Doll, a giant Tootsie Roll pillow, and a chainmail bra . Last week, while I looking for a sweater with a fox face on it--I awoke that day knowing only that one item would make my wardrobe complete. I found myself in the store of a seller who both intrigued and frightened me. I have deduced from the contents of their cybershop that this is either the most eclectic and interesting person around or the world's next prolific serial killer. I will let you decide.
Here is a list of some of the things they were selling:
Brenda Walsh 90210 Doll with Bathing Suit.
Lot of eight metal hose knobs.
Holly Hobby Collector Plate Set.
Gap Kids hot pink jeggings, Size small.
Flask emblazoned with Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis.
Size 12 Nike Women's basketball shoes.
AZO Urinary Tract Infection Cranberry Health tablets.
Betty Davis "The Unsinkable" Super 8.
First Edition, signed copy of "The Exorcist."
Pair of Animal Art Forms (pictured above). I purchased those. They should be arriving between March 5-9.
Do I draw? No. Do I have any room for them on the boat? No. Do I find them useful in any way? No. Then, why did I buy them? They spoke to me...or rather meowed and barked at me...and for some reason I felt compelled. Now, I have decided they might be evil and jump off their metal rods, sneak across the room on their little hinged legs, and do horrible things to me while I sleep. But, it's not my sanity we're discussing today.
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