(12/21/2012) For this Flashback Friday, I'll be offering up a recipe from the good old days when one would rather admit they were an athiest than lactose-intolerant. Frank has been a very good boy this year, so I have decided to introduce him this very evening to the savory splendor of Lady K's Cheesy Orgasm.
(12/15/2007) This gustatory masterpiece was first named Cheesy Poof, which was very misleading because it doesn't actually poof, it decoagulates with the oil rising to the top and the other ingredients melting into scrumptulocity. Ii demanded a renaming. I almost decided to call it "Better than Cunnilingus Dip" but this really depends on who is performing the oral sex, so it is also potentially inaccurate.
2 Cups Cheddar Cheese
2 Cups Mozzarella Cheese
2 Cups *Full Fat* Mayonnaise
1 small white onion diced.
1 can of diced green chilies.
Combine ingredients, bake at 350° for thirty minutes, pour off oil, or not.
Serve with tortilla chips. Eat until all of your problems have disappeared and grease flows freely from your pores. Aside from tasting damn delicious, Lady K's Cheesy Orgasm also slows the signs of aging by moisturizing your skin from the inside out and plumping up the wrinkles with saturated fats so they don't show as much. The verdict is still out on what it does for your arteries, but it doesn't look good.
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